A Beastie Boys Sonnet

Doing the least but I go on stage LAST

No sleep ‘til Brooklyn I’m on my way NOW

Can’t pay a ticket but I still roll FAST

They read the car’s plates NOW, but don’t slow DOWN!

Intergalactic on repeat FLYIN’

To another PLACE deep in outer SPACE

Pass the Brass Monkey cuz I’m just TRYIN’

I said I felt ill my homeboys said GREAT

HATERS stay tryna sabotage my LIFE

Fighting for my right to party mad LATE

I can’t keep it down dude I’m filled with STRIFE

All of my neighbors are in bed by EIGHT

Posse in effect but we have bad KNEES

Maybe just sit around and smoke some WEED!

– RSM