T’was a bright sunny eve of the birth of the Christ,
And Puerto Rican moms are making pasteles
A bit chilly out but so far no ice,
unlike Megyn Kelly’s Santa, Christmas Eve is not white.
If the snow doth fall in the morrow, rejoice!
‘Til the morning commute comes the day to follow,
the season is here to shop ’til you drop, faster
than the prices that you’re chasing after.
Nevertheless enjoy the Christ-mess
of things that come to be.
No matter how much your family annoys you,
have a Merry Christmas Eve. – RSM