I kinda want one of those sarcastic banners I’ve seen in a meme somewhere-
A string of gold letters that usually says something like
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
or
“CONGRATULATIONS”
but instead it says
“PLEASE LEAVE BY 9”
Yes. Perfect.
It’s been a cathartic, nostalgic space for my mind lately
as every turn of the year compels me to rewind and review
the last 365ish spins of the Earth –
As the cosmos rotate around our skies I recall
so many more Earth spins before,
when I was having ‘mind parties’ and heard knocks on the door –
All the homies came through with gifts and fun things,
some of them had horns on their heads, hoofs for feet, or huge, bat-like wings-
Badass mfs who like their music bumping, minds wavy, and their lettuce dank,
Stomping on the floor with me, getting the neighbors mad, making the whole hallway stank,
Music getting loud, ganja getting louder,
Bass vibrations emulating such a buzz that the friction made an old lady downstairs drop and spill her hot bowl of clam chowder,
Louder – my mind’s house got even crowded,
LOUDER – more otherworldly party animals found it,
LOUDER!! – I shared my location with my multiversal wild ones,
Passing all the fun around until 8:59, but,
Me and my demons go all the way back, jack,
So I’ve sat them down before and set some clear boundaries –
They know when it’s time to have fun and make scary sounds, but,
When I tell ’em it’s the last call, they know to turn it down, and
Get a broom and mop and clean up all the mess,
Cuz, there’s no point to partying if you don’t get any rest,
nothing to celebrate if you don’t work hard enough to pass your life’s tests.
I always liked the idea to “Treat death like a friend,” from Harry Potter the Deathly Hallows,
I have my own angle to add, though –
Have fun in life, party with your demons, but, let’ em know when the party’s over.
My winged, scary-looking friends know the deal –
The time has come to help me clean up this place and “Until next time,” I tell them, “It’s been real.” – RSM