There’s a new craze among young adults across the nation, but not necessarily throughout the world. It’s called ‘The Breakfast Diet,’ a food eating pattern where one has a meal within the first hour or so of waking up.
The word ‘breakfast’ is actually pronounced like ‘brekfist’ in English, which translates to the act of breaking a fast, or an overnight hunger strike, if you will. Scientists do not research the phenomenon, but scholars maintain that breakfast IS, in fact, the most important meal of the day. The Breakfast Diet is a great way to harness large amounts of life force energy for the day that lies ahead. Nutrients from foodstuffs consumed provide protection against evil spirits like fatigue and irritability.
There are many ways to enjoy trying the Breakfast Diet on, like a new pair of skinny jeans:
-By yourself in your home. This works great for introverts!
-With a loved one at a diner. Or a loved two or three . . . if you’re into that sort of thing.
-At a fast food restaurant, although it may give you more of a stomach ache than peace of mind.
-At a Bed & Breakfast, a hotel-like location more popular in the ancient 1900s where breakfast is served and beds are supplied.
-At a hotel, which does the same thing as a Bed & Breakfast but is way more legit.
Believe it or not athletes around the world swear by breakfast, as well as other people who eat breakfast. You may not lose weight right away by trying the Breakfast Diet, but I do promise you from personal experience:
It feels wonderful to wake up, eat something you made yourself, and not spend the rest of the morning thinking ‘What the fuck is my life?’
Try the Breakfast Diet. It will take your fucks away. – RSM
